1. Oh fuck.
2. Nope, I don't feel hurt! Am I bleeding? Do you see me bleeding anywhere? (I'm concerned that I'm in shock and will look down to see my arm or leg in pieces, some crazy complex fracture that I can't feel.)
3. Ohmigod I do not have health insurance. Don't take me to the hospital, I don't need to go!
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