Some are song lyrics, some are quotes...
"I'm going to corrupt him. In a good way. This time."
"I intend to fuck you...like your daddy...owes me money."
"God, why do I do this? Well...maybe it'll be the worst, most awkward date ever, and at least I'll have a good story." (Side note: after I said this, he frantically called and told me, a total stranger, that he must postpone our date an hour because he HAS to get this drug deal done first...and I was so shocked and awed that I SAID OKAY. omg)
"Oh my! Oops, there goes my skirt down to my feet."
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